+1 chocobro...

[millimeter]

make him stop

heyyy, it's nix and i finally apped a character who isn't a bird. instead he...has bird hair.

this is prompto argentum, from final fantasy brotrip fishing simulator poorly translated latin names xv. he's awkward, prone to taking selfies at inopportune moments (see above), and gives me immense secondhand embarrassment. he's also a lil traumatized by his current canon point.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, his canon point is partway through the episode prompto dlc (after meeting verstael and before aranea shows up, if that means anything to you), so lmk if spoilers are still a concern. idk it's been like 6 months, what's the expiration date on these things.

anyway, you can hit me up on plurk, where i mostly talk about birds, or on discord, in the game chat or whatever!

Comments

[northerndragon]

HI NIX

WELCOME TO YOUR OWN GAME ;)

no seriously though it was cool to see you app someone! I don't know the canon (I've seen like 5 minutes of Kingsglaive, that's it; the FFs I know best are 4-6-9) but I'm still interested to learn more about it and see these guys around.

[millimeter]

IKR THAT ONLY TOOK LIKE... 3 months. good job me

ok so think of prompto as like

a significantly less cool zidane

(ix is my fave ff tbh)

[garbagepilot]

Ahhh Prompto! I have admittedly only played the first couple chapters of the game so far but Prompto has been my favorite part, he's the most adorable dork I have ever seen.

JUST SLIDING AROUND ON THE BATTLEFIELD TAKING PICTURES LIKE NO BIG DEAL

I'm Ren and I just got in with Rey and I'm looking forward to tagging this birdnerd!!

[millimeter]

THIS IS WHY HE GETS KO'D SO MUCH

these are the sacrifices he makes for #aesthetic

and yesss i love rey. she's so much more mature than him, PLEASE HELP HIM...

[garbagepilot]

I MEAN SHE'LL TRY she'll probably think he's funny... and yeah see immediately that he can use some help like maybe just stay upright for five minutes at a time that might help

can he tell her about chocobos she would be so into the idea of a giant bird you can hug and ride

she'll tell him all about porgs

[millimeter]

HE NEEDS IT

he can definitely tell her about chocobos. he'd think porgs are adorable, smh, but also...those little roasted porgs did look tasty.

[garbagepilot]

OH MY GOD JUST FALLS FOR NO REASON I DON'T EVEN

prompto is your vest made of lead are you topheavy or something

And you know she really wouldn't blame anyone for wanting to eat a porg, you gotta do what you gotta do and also I mean they look like chicken when they're cooked what else would you do but eat them

[millimeter]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HE CAN SOMETIMES PULL OFF IMPLAUSIBLE ACROBATIC SHIT SOMETIMES

AND THEN

THIS

i mean it's true and prompto does enjoy celebrating he's alive by eating something dead

[verumdicit]

prompto is best boy and ffxv is so fun ;_;

I'm Chase and new here, I just added you on plurk - I play Meliorn from shadowhunters, who will not know what to do with the prompto and his hair tbh

[millimeter]

HIS HAIR IS SO MUCH i can't wait for him to be trapped without hair gel for long periods of time. maybe someone can make him cut it so it's a little more symmetrical and he doesn't look like a cloud strife cosplayer.

meliorn honestly wouldn't look out of place in ffxv... i told a friend he looks like he should be hanging out with the kingsglaive dudes when i saw your app.

[verumdicit]

'cloud strife cosplayer' is the most accurate thing i've read, holy shit

Meliorn would def betray y'all to the nifs, I dig it.

[millimeter]

i hate the implication that ffvii exists as a game within ffxv, tbh. so you could argue that is LITERALLY a thing he's doing

NO MELIORN DON'T DO IT even if the kingsglaive movie made me wonder how insomnia didn't fall sooner

[verumdicit]

all of nifelheim was distracted by adryns fancy hat

that's the only reason i can think of

[millimeter]

his fancy hat and his CRAB CLAW

i still don't understand what that was, besides classic square enix asymmetry

[rippedoff]

Can they give each other hair tips tho.

But I love Prompto, he's a good boy. I'll look forward to tagging him!

[millimeter]

LAUGHS please

he's going to think shinobu is so cool??? holy shit

[rippedoff]

Let her big sister him (even if she’s only like a year older than him), I feel like she totally would

[millimeter]

yesss, honestly i feel like a lot of people are going to be so confused when they realize he's 20 years old

this is how i felt when i found out how old he was, at least

[rippedoff]

I THOUGHT FOR SURE he was like 18-19, so I'm with you. But Prompto is like the kind of personality she gets on weirdly well with in her canon + the fact she'll totally think he's younger might actually make her be nice to him ffff.

[millimeter]

that's cute tho...

isn't shinobu really short, too? not that prompto's tall but the mental image is so good

[rippedoff]

YEP. Without high heels and her hair making her look taller than she is, she's like... 5'0" AT MOST. She's good at making every one feel tall, if nothing else.

[millimeter]

a rare moment for prompto, who is surrounded by tall people...and noctis

[ryuji]

i

love

prompto

and i'm also HIGHLY EXCITED to play sidekick blond against sidekick blond. please let them bond!

[millimeter]

OFC

honestly, it's so fucking funny to me that noct managed to find cr that effectively substitutes for the whole brotrip crew, so this will be gr8

[handsomefoil]

WHAT A CUTE BABY im so happy about that gif.....

get a haircut you hooligan!!!

[millimeter]

i have such a love-hate relationship with all of his selfie shots in combat

ISN'T IT ENOUGH HE PICKED A FAKE NAME

[handsomefoil]

But do they at least turn out cute? Important question

SORRY YOU'RE JUST SO JAPANIME gotta change everything

[millimeter]

sometimes they turn out TERRIFYING especially if they're taken at night

ok, but really, someone needs to make him fix his hair. can't exactly gel it in the trenches.

[handsomefoil]

OH UH... WHOOPS lmfaksd

ask 76, he'll shave it off for him

[millimeter]

oh 76, what a bro

tho we've seen what prompto would look like with a shaved head and oh my god it's so awkward

[handsomefoil]

with a nice hefty pat on the back of his head after he's done too
top notch customer service

I BET HE'S STILL CUTE ahahahahaha
at least, once you get used...to it.....

[millimeter]

IDK......

[handsomefoil]

OK




MAYBE... NOT THAT SHAVED...........................

[millimeter]

LAUGHS FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

prayer circle for a reasonable non-anime haircut on prompto

[handsomefoil]

hhrgghh now i gotta draw it
i saw the completely shaved, i saw the full head of hair... now we need a normie haircut

[millimeter]

OMG

it's gonna be like

adult prompto with his 12-year-old self's haircut

i actually can't imagine this

[handsomefoil]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

ok so what i'm hearing is
we Need a drawing

[millimeter]

HOW CAN I REFUSE

(i need that ninja plurk emote)

[handsomefoil]

[millimeter]

bless you